Sage's Random Thought of the Day

Did you ever wonder why babies cry?

Sage's Explination: I don't realize why babies cry. If they want to get the attention of their parents, why don't they just scream. I find screamed less irritating than crying. When babies cry, the scream  at the same time. Cry, Scream, Cry, Cry SCREAM....LOUD! GRRR....Baby, just get up and change your own diaper. Why cause hearing loss. That's why GRANDMOTHERS go deaf. You never see random old women who have no grandchildren go deaf. Because they don't have to deal with the baby screaming. Babies are technically a death hazard. NO BABIES ALOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!! They will make you go deaf!